Uncle Guido

The protectorate of Italian hoods back in the day, undoubtedly affiliated with the Mafia. The guy who comes in the middle of the night to carry out unethical deeds.

"I ain't scared o' those Tony's."
"Wisen up, you don't want a visit from Uncle Guido, do you?"

by E.0.9. November 30, 2019

unbelievaboned

when playing a horror game or just in real life a time when your so ungodly fucked and there isn't shit you can do about it .

i was playing outlast two when i was cornered by Val I screamed "oh god im so unbelievaboned" right before i died

by chasing-spring December 26, 2019

uncle al

that guy who goes to wendys and asks for a 20 ounce steak, they guy who sits on two chairs at once, the guy who farts in the elevator and blames it on the old lady, guy takes a sub to a wedding

ah crap its uncle al everyone out

by Uncle Al's Trailer Park April 16, 2020

uncertain future

The truth, or illusion, that we cannot know what will happen next.

She felt the weight of her uncertain future, more than ever, unable to predict or imagine the world which awaited.

by Monkey's Dad May 12, 2020

Uncle Eric

That super chill uncle who is super wise and chill at the same time

Come on lets go to uncle Eric and have the best day of our lifes

by Corianis February 12, 2021

Uncle Joe

The unofficial nickname for president Joe Biden. It was made when he was vice president in the Obama administration, and since has been re-popularized. It is likely because of how touchy he is, referring to his "creepy uncle" vibe.

Person 1: Did you get your stimulus check in the mail yet? Thanks Uncle Joe!
Person 2: Who's Uncle Joe?

by CheesecakeIsTheBest May 23, 2021

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.

Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."

by xxylvii July 25, 2021