ula

Ultra-late Adopter, someone who waits a long time to buy the "it" product.

He still doesn't own an ipod?!?! What an ula.

by txngrl June 16, 2008

Ultimate burn

The Ultimate burn is a highly offensive insult used by one person against another. Every person has at least one ultimate burn. It concerns whatever it is that that person feels most embarassed about, and therefore would feel the most pain by having brought up in front of others or in an insulting manner. In order for an ultimate burn to be verified, one of the following conditions must be met:

1. Someone who witnessed the Ultimate burn must say aloud, "Oh, Shit!"
2. Everyone who was within the vicinity of the Ultimate Burn must cringe and utter "Ooooh" under his or her breath.
3. Someone who witnessed the burn must call the person who delivered the Ultimate burn an asshole, dick, douche, or other deragatory name.
4. The person who the Ultimate burn is directed towards must tear up, or break out into an all out sobfest.

Once an Ultimate burn has been verified, the person who committed the Ultimate burn must acknowledge it by saying "Ultimate Burn," then apologizing and shaking hands with the victim of the Ultimate burn.

"Oh shit, that was an Ultimate burn."
"Oooh Ultimate burn. Damn Mitch I apologize."

by Doug Cantwell, Joe Urgo June 27, 2006

Ulous

Absurd or crazy

Stems from ridic-ulous

You are acting completely ulous right now without any reason to be

by Brendan November 4, 2004

ultraswag

A whole new level of swag that many attempt to reach, but almost all fail horribly. If you do reach this holy level of swag-dom, haters will be hatin' for a long ass time. Also be prepared to enjoy a whole life full of awesomeness.

You see that dude in the orange tshirt?" "Yo, his swag is off the charts!" "How can we get some ultraswag like that?!?" "Nah man, we would just fail horribly.

by JimboBeaz July 7, 2011

😛P.A.U.L.A😛

😛P.A.U.L.A😛 Is a funny, kind and sweet girl. once you've got a Paula never let her go! she will make you laugh whenever your down.

If you have a Paula you are gifted.

😛P.A.U.L.A😛 defined is a girl that is funny, sweet , kind and sometimes ridiculous!

by Star🔥 October 18, 2019

Michelob Ultra

Flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.

I saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of Michelob Ultra. He's watching his carb intake, you know.

by Beerman September 22, 2003

ultrapoop

A crap so large that it can only be defined as "ultra". This crap takes the cake of major craps. First it usually starts off as gas, then you might notice a faint odor as you accidently release what is known as a "wet fart". As you run to the bathroom you will probably have to take toilet paper and clean out the pudding that is left in your underpants. As you pull down your shorts and bend over on the toilet bowl, you release the most foul, disgusting ultrapoop of your life, losing about 20 pounds in the process. The stench has been known to decentigrate eyebrows.

(In public restroom)
Person 1: Dude, what's that smell?
Person 2: See the brown puddle in stall #4? I think someone made an ultrapoop!
Person 1: DUCK AND TAKE COVER!

by I like robots October 31, 2006