ultraswag

A whole new level of swag that many attempt to reach, but almost all fail horribly. If you do reach this holy level of swag-dom, haters will be hatin' for a long ass time. Also be prepared to enjoy a whole life full of awesomeness.

You see that dude in the orange tshirt?" "Yo, his swag is off the charts!" "How can we get some ultraswag like that?!?" "Nah man, we would just fail horribly.

by JimboBeaz July 7, 2011

ultrasafe

FREE MONEY

if you aren't investing now you are a moron

Jim : Yo did you buy ultrasafe ?
Bob : No
Jim : Fucking moron you missed out on 1 million

by phantom12 June 2, 2021

Ultrawank

Watching multiple porns at a time while listening to dubstep

Skins, season 5 episode 6 lolol, Alo is Ultrawanking in the beginning of the episode

by AngryRUSHAN April 4, 2011

ultrafag

Someone's who's gayness, doubachery, or toolbagness extends to the uttermost ends of the universe. If you ever want to find an example of an ultrafag go to the institution of the Landon School located in Maryland, not too far from D.C. They are everywhere.

"Dude have you seen transformers, its like the best movie ever. I'm gonna get hammered real quick before I bone like three chicks tonight. Holy hell, I'm gonna be the sweetest mother fucker sicne Johnny Depp. Sweet brah, yo broski, you gonna come to the party tonight? We're all gonna bone each other where the sun don't shine cus were sweet as sugar. Fuck yea." -ultrafag

by poop247 January 12, 2008

UltraSafe

The safest crypto coin on the market, which offers 4% reflections to holders for every purchase/sell made.

I lost all my money from a rug-pull, pump & dump again, I should have bought UltraSafe...

by Randall's Child June 24, 2021

ultraspank

California five-piece that had two albums (Ultraspank and Progress) on Sony, before splitting up due to not being simplistic enough to appeal to Middle America.

Shame, since they were rather damn good...even though you got weird looks in HMV when asking for their CDs.

Go on Amazon, for God's sake...

by OD Smith March 29, 2005

Ultrasack

The action of hitting a man in their balls so hard that they will

1) Swell up to 50 times their size and suffocate them.
2)Fall off and die.

Dude, I kicked Sean so hard i was an Ultrasack.

by Straight O. G. April 20, 2011