Twitter

what your dick does after you cum. according to dustin motherfucking price motherfucking campbell

Did your dick just twitter?! please dont tell me you got me pregnant.

by Armychica131 June 30, 2009

Twitter god

When God allowed Lucifer to let Donald Trump use Twitter to racially electrify his mostly white blue-collar supporters to vote against “crooked” Hillary Clinton, although millions of “illegal votes” were cast against him.

Without the Twitter god, President Trump is “politically impotent,” and if the dishonest press gang together to offer him scant coverage, he’s socially bankrupt—when political alienation or isolation could be worse than a presidential impeachment.

by MathPlus November 10, 2018

Twitter Purge

On Luly the 19th all thots/hoes/squallys/sluts will be exposed to what they really are. It is only for 24 hours.

"Omgee Girl! You heard about that twitter purge?"
"Nah, Why?"
"Well You need to hit up your girl Ashley before her feelings get hurt. They exposing thots all day"
"Well she's fucked..."
"My point exactly. She better delete her twitter or something."

by Heaven's Squad! July 13, 2014

twitter years

a short length of time in which one gains a lot of experience quickly.

He's only been on the web a couple months but has a couple twitter years behind him.

by sbuser August 5, 2009

Twitter signal faded

When you are not following the conversation anymore.
You stopped comprehending the conversation

Hey dude, did you hear about the game yesterday....

hold on, I think my twitter signal faded!
yup it did
say it again

by jc21 October 3, 2009

Twitter Mortis

When rumors hit Twitter about someone's death--except that the person is alive and well.

Tweet 1: RIP, Eddie Murphy.

Tweet 2: He's not really dead, it's just Twitter Mortis.

by An Aries January 19, 2011

Twitter

(1) Scientific Definition: The periodically petrifying smell that is emitted from the area centrally located betwixt the pliable twat and the crusty shitter on the female anatomy; however, it can sometimes be located on cum ingurgitating males aka males with the phenomena of the mangina.
(2) Common Defintion: The space in between a females twat and shitter.
(3) Pike County Kentucky Definition: uiowiu siuuwerb ubaiuas twat iu wousubrgb shitter iosiuriurg soiwoiuwe.

Mark:Do you know how many guys have seen her twitter!?

Tom: How many?
Mark: Bout tree fitty.
Tom: Whore.

Judd:Dude you know how many followers that chicks twitter has?!
Billy:Bout tree fitty.

Anatomy Professor: As you can see class, the female twitter is located here; right between the twat and the shitter.
Class: Oh, i see now professor!

by Macaque Tastes Great May 18, 2011