bro job

bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.

bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."

by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019

Sloppy Bros

When two bros poop into a bowl then double team a girl by dp'ing her ass, followed by dp'ing her mouth causing her to puke into the feces-filled bowl. The two bros then scoop up some of the puke/poop mixture and serve it to the girl between two hamburger buns. Of course she eats it don't worry.

"Hey man, that girl loved our Sloppy Bros last night."
"I know bro! She texted me today asking if we could give her some more tonight!"

by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015

bro-douche

When a Bro, usually covered in tattoos with tight shirt, dickies shorts, and sometimes trucker hat, is labeled by actions or appearance as a douche. Can also be spotted by habit of drinking bud light or miller 64, and sometimes other lime infused girly beers.

anna looks dead, cindy looks like she drank 15 red bulls, and i just look like a bro-douche

by JoeyB1388 January 15, 2011

bro tits

Bro tits are similar to moobs, the result of overworked pecs.

Hey Carl, check out the bro tits on Jerry. He's totally been busting out those pec reps.

by jeromius September 15, 2010

Bro-Over

A bro-over is experienced whenever you and your bros have a crazy late night, full of not-drinking, not-smoking, and not-having sex, because you are too sXe for that sort of thing.

Yo man, why you so tired?" "I'm suffering from a hardcore Bro-Over" "Oh, the booze got ya?""Dude, XstraightedgeX for life.

by punkguitarcovers May 30, 2010

Sniper-Bro

A highly trained ladies man who operates alone, in a pair, or with a team to execute a date with a specific women for his friend.

Bro 1: All I want is a girl to fall in love with but I'm really shy.

Bro 2: Don't worry man. I'm a Sniper-Bro who will never miss! What kind of girl are you interested in?

by CLosClean December 14, 2014

Bengal Bros

Verb. The act of hardcore fucking yourself by taking the same team as Michael Butler.

Ain’t no way I’m gonna win this bet. Just found out that me and Butler are Bengal Bros.

by EZ54321 February 13, 2022