baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework

Wow that kid got some random wood there

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)

Disorder in which someone randomly quotes a particular movie/scene from either a movie/show from time to time

"Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in the stew!" she says. "Did you just quote Lord of the Rings? You must have Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)!" he replies.

by WassabiChild February 11, 2017

Random

Something that makes NO GODDAMN SENSE and is used in the middle of a sentence with no context. Also associated with memes, YouTube, and kids.

Randy: I know the most random phrase ever. Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters

by IdiotSquadSenpai March 12, 2017

Randoms

Going out and hooking up with people that you don't know.

Harry disappeared last night and ended up with some randoms back at their place.

by Psedojas September 4, 2016

Random

All of a sudden. Normally used when something unexpected happens.

Guy1: How was the soccer game?
Guy2: Guess what? I have a boner.
Guy1: Dude thats so random.

by Jackson Lyons-Lowe July 1, 2016

Random

1. made, done, or happening without method or conscious decision.

2. an unknown, unspecified, or odd person.

1. "apparently random violence"
2. "I just sat down by myself and talked to some randoms"
3. "If you wanna contact me, who is a random person, call me on WhatsApp at [phone]. It's true by the way."

by rappinggurl December 3, 2020