Soh Complex

When you're really handsome but God knew it would make you too powerful so he makes you 5'5.

I would have gone on a date with him but he had the Soh Complex

by blazaid April 22, 2019

Tribute God Complex

Believing you are Brian Johnson outside your ACDC tribute band so deeply , you remain In character everywhere you go with your floppy hat and shoe polish sideburns hoping to get a free reach around from Confused junkie groupies ...

Thanks to his Tribute God Complex, people laugh at him behind his back at HOB

by Fred zepplin March 15, 2019

Tjay complex

Exclusively applies to trading card game (TCG) players. The act of reading card text up to the point where it is beneficial to the player and stopping before restrictions or negative part of the effect. This also applies if the player starts reading half way through to the point they want

Card text: if you control no monsters, draw two card
Player 1: this card allows me to draw 2 cards
Player 2: but you have a monster
Player 1: so
Player 2: read the card
Player 1: it says "draw 2 cards"
Player 2 *facepalms*: read immediately before it
Player 1: if you control no monsters....ohhhhhh
Player 2: you have such a tjay complex...

This class of players and name is coined after its most profilic progenitor tjay.

by darkestshadow September 4, 2019

neopolitan complex

Whether due to the fact that one with this condition inhabit territories north of the Mason Dixon, or simply is opinionated and cold blooded. One with a Neopolitan Complex prefers the order of a redhead, a blonde, and then a brunette when it comes to order of flavor. Those with a Neopolitan Complex will not deviate from this algorithm. So much to the fact that if the carpet does not match the drapes, they will immediately abstain and wait for the next flavor to come full circle.

Thor has such a Neopolitan Complex, he was with Ruby on Monday, Brooke on Tuesday, and when Brooke and Ruby came back together on Wednesday for a threesome, he passed and said “I’m good for now”.

by klosiN May 1, 2018

Carol Complex

The ever too common "carol complex" is defined as being overly attentive to house guests.

"oh how was dinner at the Johnston's? especially around dinner"
"Oh it was real nice however Susan has developed a real 'Carol Complex'

by juicyjwhite March 19, 2018

Draz Complex

Having a god complex that is generally recognized by no one. Pulling off big moves that will gain no traction in the long run* *because of the aforementioned god complex.

Damn, why is that guy even trying with that Draz Complex of his?

by Noxie-Boo January 29, 2018

porcupine complex

A insecurity complex that manifests itself as arrogance and pompous behavior.

I honestly believe that he acts so abrasivly arrogant in order to compensate for how short he is. Everyone knows a man who is so insecure about his height or himself in general comes across that way. For sure, this guy has a porcupine complex by using his harsh, pompous and cocky characteristics as his shield of armor.

by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen February 5, 2018