To have diarrhea and vomit at the same time, as experienced by many of the patrons of the Virginia restaurant of the same name.
by microzen April 22, 2012
Get the Captain Georgemug. Captain lifesaver is the best person ever. The best drawer. Captain lifesaver has the best personality ever. He knows what to tell you or send to you exactly when you need it. He’s perfect.
by Mystery1813 June 9, 2019
Get the Captain lifesavermug. The king of the fat kids. Bigger than a planet, so he lives in space. Often will eat planets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. His special power is saying “bro” so loud, that it rips through the fabric of space time. He is a terrifying individual, who has struck fear into our galaxy. Rumor has it that an entire civilization that has developed on his stomach. He has 8 moons that orbit him.
“Marvelous! Look! It’s Captain Quasar!” A horrified alien yelled as Captain Quasar devoured his planet for a daily afternoon snack.
by Patriot77🇺🇸 January 3, 2020
Get the Captain Quasarmug. Captain Curvy is the kind of person that has a small weirdly curved penis. Usually has very very white skin and has an obsession with fingering buttholes and in some cases has an obsession with cats.
Person1: wow, look at that fag over there.
Person2: I know right. I even heard he fingered someone's butthole in the back of a mini-van.
Person1: what a Captain Curvy.
Person2: I know right. I even heard he fingered someone's butthole in the back of a mini-van.
Person1: what a Captain Curvy.
by RussianBear December 9, 2013
Get the captain curvymug. A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently set at 11 minutes and 37 seconds set by 4 allstars at Purdue University in 2008.
"I had to shit in a trash can during that Captain's Crew last night."
"Hey! You guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a Captain's Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys just finished a Captains Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller."
"Hey! You guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a Captain's Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys just finished a Captains Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller."
by MrTaterCat April 2, 2012
Get the Captain's Crewmug. Sam: "Hey Mike, is that the Tuna Captain talking to your girlfriend?"
Mike: "Oh shit. It is. You don't think he's skippered her, do you???"
Sam: "Probably. Guess you're single again."
Mike: "Fuck the Tuna Captain."
Sam: "Yeah, she already did, dude."
Mike: "Oh shit. It is. You don't think he's skippered her, do you???"
Sam: "Probably. Guess you're single again."
Mike: "Fuck the Tuna Captain."
Sam: "Yeah, she already did, dude."
by MoscowRant February 14, 2012
Get the Tuna Captainmug. Save me Captain Urban! I'm being attacked a bunch of angry letters!
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by collinbu98 January 17, 2015
Get the Captain Urbanmug.