dutch burrito

a burrito size joint.

Dom goes to Amsterdam and orders a Dutch burrito then is never heard from again.

by I wish I was in Europe December 17, 2015

fuzzy burrito

When someone is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.

Man 1: Dude my girl got a new blanket the other day, its so fuzzy!
Man 2: Did she turn into a Fuzzy Burrito?
Man 1: Heck yeah, she wrapped herself up super tight!

by Hectic_god April 16, 2016

green burrito

Something that is scary beyond measure

Last night Becky green burritoed me and i thought I was going to have a heart attack.

by yeet train to swaggsville June 13, 2017

burrito

host of bbb, friend with famous well renowned drooling idiot clash

noah: hi burrito

burrito: fuck you

by not evilton June 13, 2025

Rice Burrito

Used to describe a person who is attractive in some way but has zero personality.

Friend 1: Hey, broski! Are you going to hang with that hot chick again you were with yesterday?
Friend 2: Nah, man. She's a rice burrito.

by CATSARETOOCOOL December 6, 2017

bunny burrito

a bunny wrapped like a burrito in a cloth/towel

This is how to safely wrap up your pet rabbit in a “bunny burrito” to administer oral medications.

by iambek January 18, 2022

Prison Burrito

To be wrapped up in a rug or blanket and skull fucked

Did you hear that Johnny got prison burrito’d by the local crips?

by Jabrone842 May 10, 2022