Swamp Monster

A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.
“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake
by Sossburger January 28, 2020
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Swamp Ass

Build up of sweat and anal juices that then make the ass incredibly drippy and soggy, it is considered a delicacy in Ethiopia, best known for the swamp ass festival. This is when the tribes gather together and harvest the swamp ass from people named MICHAEL. They harvest it by the gallon and then proceed dance around the buckets of slosh and swamp ass.

It is rumored that swamp ass was used to cure the bubonic plague and is still used to flavor food to this day. It crusts up quite easily and can then be used as a crusty and delicious powder.
Damn Michael’s got some good ass swamp ass.

I’m going to sacrifice my friends at the swamp ass festival
by Kyle Dungus October 16, 2018
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swamp root

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.
Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.
by Mr. Smitty June 12, 2010
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Swamp root

A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.
Did you seen his dick? No wonder they call him swamp root
by The real ol dad February 09, 2014
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Swamp Donkey

A BadAss Ford F250 that is strong as a mule. A very powerful man that grew up in South East Texas. Not afraid of, and will serve up a good 'Ol Fashion grass sandwich and always brings a gun to a knife fight. Woman adore him and dudes want to be like him.
I think there was a Swamp Donkey here last night, my Mom made some crazy ass noises all night.
by Mackabilly December 10, 2019
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Swamp donkey

A homewrecking hoe, sleezy trash woman with no morals....
That trash isn't nothing but a swamp donkey whore....
by #1 real bitch May 21, 2016
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Swamp in the Backyard

The sweaty sensation around/in the buttocks caused by walking around outside on a hot summer's day, usually while wearing jeans.
Ugh, I should have worn a skirt today. I got a total swamp in the backyard right now.
by MissCuppycats May 11, 2010
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