rip-a-lip

when your recieving fellatio and you force your dick into the side of the persons mouth as hard as you can

i just gave your sister a rip-a-lip and she liked it.

by wolf January 11, 2005

rip the onion

Extremely good thing, best outcome possible, a higher level of 'cool'. Comes from onion rings. When the onion rips and you get equall parts breading and onion, as opposed to when the onion does not rip, and smacks you in the face and burns.

Bob: Hey, Jim, that concert was excellent!
Jim: Yeah, it did totally rip the onion.

-also-

Guy: I just won $2 million in the lotto. That so rips the onion!!

by mister404 September 26, 2006

solar rip

rippin a bowl with a magnifying glass

way better

the sun was shining nice...so i got out the magnifying glass and took some solar rip s of a nice bud of some sourD in the pipe...shit burnt for like 12 rips yo

by jonesinj December 7, 2010

Rip a shit

When you fart while simultaneously passing a log of poop through your anus

Ill be right back, I have to go rip a shit

by CongoJSpin September 15, 2017

Ripped ass

Someone who just blew shit up

Dude mason just ripped ass on that bitch.

by Hahahafuckurbitch February 15, 2020

dick ripped

1. When your dick gets ripped off because you were doing something stupid and/or dangerous.

2. The act of shooting someone in the balls during an airsoft or paintball match.

I told Allen not to jack around with the meat cleaver, but he didn't listen to me and accidentally dick ripped himself. What a dumbass.

I dick ripped Jimmy last weekend while playing paintball. He was in so much pain he cried.

by J. Arnier May 19, 2007

fat ripped

400 lbs
4% Body Fat

See E.Honda

Me: Damn E.Honda has cuts in his eyebrows.

Friend: Yeah, hes fat ripped.

by Fusion916 October 7, 2009