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band geek

Funniest people alive. There are three types of band geeks- 1) the annoying band geeks- the kid who thinks he knows anything and everything when in reality, he's just a dumbass who sits in the back and figures out how to beat every brain puzzle known to man, 2) the completely dedicated band geek- the two or three kids that show up to fundraisers and all marching shows early, either because they have to, they want to, or they're overly-obsessed with the band and want to be drum major their senior year. The third type of band geek is the normal musical kid. These kids are the bomb-shnizzle-tits. They are completely normal outside ban most of the time, but they understand all the band jokes. You always want to be around these kids because they're so chill, and they make everyday better. They show up to all band functions and help along, and then they go home and do what normal people do. They don't make weird band references every five minutes and they know when a band reference is/isn't appropriate. They're the best people to hang out with.

*Band wanna-bes- the kids that brag about band when they're in it, and complain about the director if they get kicked out. They do dirty things in the back of the bus and make dirty band references all the time and don't understand music. Whores in band uniforms, basically. Do not consider them band geeks. They're a shame on all band geeks.
Type 1
"Hey did you hear about Jason in band?"
"Yeah, he figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube. For the millionth time."
Type 2
"What happened at the-"
"The car wash? I helped set up, then i washed like, fourteen cars, then you all left and I helped clean up."
"Okay, I meant, how-"
"Much money did we earn? Well, afterwards we were..."
"damn band geeks."
Type 3
"How's band?"
"Eh, can't complain. I was wondering, after the game, do you want to go hang out at McDonald's? I kind of want to show you this video of a monkey, and they got free wifi over there..."
Band Wanna-bes
"Hey guys, this one time at band camp, I was fucking-"
"NO." (Covers his/her mouth)
by bomb-shnizzle-tits June 10, 2013
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Bois Bande

A popular drink in St Lucia that has been traditionally used for many years to restore sexual vitality, increase sperm count, and give men the hard of their life.
Garson where the Bois Bande? I have a date tonight.
by Disqus2.0 May 8, 2022
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band puberty

When a singer/vocalist in a band's voice changes with a new album.
The new Attack Attack song sounds like the vocalist went through band puberty!
by TheKidsArentAlright December 7, 2011
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varsity band

Usually the fourth band in a high school. It comes after Symphonic. People may be confused since the main definition of Varsity usually refers to a team, but in band terms it is just a name that some high schools use.
by Johnfff November 14, 2013
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Nimitz Band

Weird ass kids that play instruments.

Nimitz Band are kids saying that Band is a sport. They wear funny looking band uniforms and there marching sucks but we still love them. 2018-2019 band kids are the best
Nimitz Band is amazing and always will be 2018-2019 love y’all beaners.
by curly headed Nimitz band girl November 10, 2018
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Band Hall

A building where the band practices, much like a band room except it’s an actual building. A place where band geeks hang out, play their instruments, scream, laugh at people, change clothes, and usually walk around barefoot. Band geeks will usually sit here and hang out with other band geeks until the band director yells at them to leave.
Abbi: hey are you going to stay and hang out at the band hall after practice today?
Christian: of course.
by kweenbee3 January 2, 2019
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Band Bro

Guys in bands that live in total squalor. Bedroom usually has mattress on the floor with no linen and definitely no natural light. Cycles through partners more often than he changes his socks because he's a giant man child with addiction problems.

Expects any potential partners to be his mum and therapist but also be cool when he fucks other people on tour.
That band bro ghosted me after giving me chlamydia
by Frankenbron August 5, 2019
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