Purple Tears

If girls wear Purple Tears under their eyes, it means one of two things.

1. They are high on weed or drugs at the club.
2. They are down to fuck with strangers.

Example 1: "purple" is a slang term for high quality weed.
Example 2: "purple teardrops(Purple Tears) I cry" - Lady Gaga, Paparazzi

by cleanfresh1 April 4, 2010

Male Tears

1. Men acting as if they experience sexism in an inherently patriarchal society.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.

Person 1: "But what about custody legislation?"
Person 2: "Stop with the male tears please."

by varyaner January 5, 2015

tears

A situation which is very bad.

'That dj was absolute tears.'

'I can't come out tonight I've lost my wallet, it's tears.'

by Maccy February 10, 2004

baby unicorn tears

The most sincere tears of all.

Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!

Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!

by newsvava February 12, 2009

Black tears

The mix of cum and mascara that occurs when a man ejaculates onto a woman's face.

Angel came on Chantelle's face so much that black tears were streaming down her cheeks.

by Funguy5102 September 18, 2016

Tear a new asshole

What one might do with a drill-shaped penis.

When I take the bus home afterwards, I won't be able to sit, because they're going to tear me a new asshole.

by Yoni June 1, 2004

Cock Tear

An oozing ejaculation, that resembles a tear because of its dripping nature.

"I totally Just busted a Cock Tear all over her face"

"Ahh, that just made me let go a Cock Tear."

by Aidan P. May 29, 2005