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Texas Tech Bellringer

A male who masturbates very fast while in a standing position.
Boss: Has anyone seen Heath? He's been gone for several hours now!

Receptionist: I think he is trying out as the Texas Tech Bellringer
by Johnny McDonald January 1, 2008
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Teacher

A person who has been taught that what they are doing is right but is actually wrong. A person who probably did poorly and school and felt they needed to go back. Someone who is normally filled with hatred for people younger then them.
Asshole
Teacher Someone stupid that has a superiority complex
Teacher Someone who is totally useless to how society runs
Teacher Someone who likes to stop people for standing up for themselves
by Altrods March 25, 2007
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Linus Tech Tips

A professional shill whose job is literally lying to people.
Linus Tech Tips: Yes the Core i9 with RTX 3090 are great value for money, by the way this video is sponsored by Intel and Nvidia, and don't forget to buy our overpriced merch.
by turboautism October 31, 2021
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High Tech High

Formal Definition: The Gary And Jerri-Ann Jacobs High Tech High is a charter high school in the Point Loma, San Diego CA area that attempts to use a new methodology of education to give students more "hands-on" experience for their future careers.

Former Student Definition: the school sucks. dont send your kids there, and older siblings, for your younger brothers and sisters sakes, dont send them there either. its a school set up with a power basis of cash bribes to get certain kids through positions where they would have failed in a normal school, as well as social outcasts who join together creating misery in the air. its a school where kids are so stuck in their own bubble that they almost lose track of real life and think they are the "bomb". i would say the education i received there was that of a middle school level (boiling water in chemistry? plotting x-y points on a graph in pre-calculus?). the faculty wields their power in a hungry way, and love to punish students without cause. suspensions are thrown out for students working in labs, and expulsions are given for practical jokes on Facebook.
Public School Kid: Hey, what school do you go to?
HTH Kid: I go to High Tech High! Aren't I awesome?
Public School Kid: Nah, you're a fag.

HTH Kid: Hey, lets have a party and play drinking games, only the drinks will be Monster and not beer!
other HTH Kids: yeah! beer and drugs are only for deadbeat immigrants!
HTH Kid: Oh I'm so drunk off of this monster!
Public School Kid: Fags..

HTH Kid: OMG dean this person posted an ugly picture of me on Facebook!
Dean of HTH: Don't worry, we'll expel him.
by HTH's3rdvictim April 24, 2009
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Teacher humor

Jokes or remarks relating to a teacher's subject or material, that usually only the teacher finds funny. When the teacher is awkwardly laughing into silence, you know that she has used teacher humor.
Teacher: Today we will be studying pi! Not, not cherry pie! (laughs)

Students: ...

Teacher humor.
by wolf15668 November 3, 2013
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Civics teacher

A large woman who talks about monks getting hotdogs. She is obsessed with farmville and her man. She wears a Zebra snuggie/blanket thing to attract the science teacher. She is quite beautiful but odd. She will teacher you all about Obama.
by the science teacherrrrr May 16, 2010
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Gym teachers syndrome

1 A condition, commonly found in gym teachers but also in teachers of other pointless classes, where the patient tries to compensate for the pointlessness of their job with odd and unnecessary busy work.

2 the same, but for anybody with a pointless job
"My gym teacher gave me a written test today. Why would he do that?" "he has gym teachers syndrome."
"My boss is making us wear a different uniform every day. I wonder if he's getting Gym teachers syndrome."
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