system of checks and balances

Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.

Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

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metric system

A system of measurement that is simpler than the imperial system but Americans won't adopt not because they're stupid but because it's too much effort and no individual could make the whole country work with it

I wish we used the metric system, but what can we do about it?

by Mathman2028 June 9, 2023

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Phantom System

A rip-off of the NES console from Brazil that was popular in its home country.

Man, people from places other than Brazil have never heard of Phantom System.

by BiggestPizzaInTheWorld January 11, 2024

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The M.A.C System

Made popular by the FXX show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, where it is the fictional character Mac's version of the D.E.N.N.I.S System, in which he would make a move after women who the equally fictional character Dennis Reynolds used the D.E.N.N.I.S system on.

M - Move
A - After
C - Completion

Example of the M.A.C system

Man #1: Uses the D.E.N.N.I.S System on a woman and then ditches them.

Friend of Man #1: Takes his place as he puts the M.A.C system into effect.

by VerdeHombre November 26, 2019

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