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Switch

A game played either alone or with friends. It involves the usage of both thumbs: one thumb is inserted into the anus while simultaneously inserting the other thumb into the mouth. On the count of ten, SWITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo foo', the other day, this broad asked me to play switch with her. That was the kinkiest shit I ever done!
by MFDK May 7, 2004
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Nintendo Switch

It's the process of gay sex in which both participants switch sides of whos fucking.
Yo those dogs just switched places, Nintendo Switch!
by xX_Ghey_Orange_Xx August 19, 2017
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Flip The Switch

a horrible 'ska' band from elk grove, california. these guys are all fat and super disgusting.
is that flip the switch? yeah, they're fucking gross.
by Robert Appel June 19, 2004
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Kibbles and Switch

The act of secretly having a dog do the lap work during an oral pleasure season and taking the credit for a job well done after climax is reached.
Johnny was going down on Sussie and a sudden tounge cramp made him unable to preform. Rover was watching as usual. Johnny quitly motioned Rover under the covers were Rover proceeded to vergously lap Sussie into frothy ecstasy. Upon Sussies boisterous explosion Johnny shewed Rover away. With Sussie being none the wiser Johnny took credit for Rover's lingual prowess. Thus pulling the old Kibbles and Switch.
by Bangkok Benny 2 May 29, 2009
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switch

To perform an act in an opposite manner to that in which you would normally perform it.
Originally used in skate and snowboarding parlance, but now adopted into wider slang usage.

Can also refer to partaking in anal sex with a female.
Orig. - Man, that was sick when you landed that 540 and rode it switch!
Now - I normally sit on the left side of the couch, but I thought I'd go switch,
Vulg. - Debbie was on her rag so I rode her switch instead.
by wacky_d January 15, 2006
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swits

when a women has sweat on her tits.
wow I have been working hard I have swits.
by krissy613 September 27, 2007
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Dipshit Switch

A) v. 2011. Texas:USA; The act of OR reference to the act of utilizing dipshittedness for benefit or profit by invoking changes in inherent spending pattern options common among dipshits in a social economy.

B) n. 2011. Texas:USA;

1)A button or lever that catalyzes events more complicated than engagement of said button or lever, but less complicated than that which a 2 year old could handle.
2)The 'post' or 'send' button on any internet forum page when pressed by a dipshit.
A) A major gas company makes a subtle, unannounced and un-signposted change to the order of octane ratings and related pricing on their gas pumps, causing busy consumers to unknowingly purchase high octane gas for their 94 civic. This is a dipshit switch.
by ByePhilJ June 3, 2011
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