Steamer

A baller, your swag is so outstanding you shit on anyone and everything.

"Steamer, Steamer, Yeah, I'm a Steamer, Tryin' to get some brain in the front seat of my beamer" - Zaytoven

by ZoriBoi August 3, 2010

organic steamer

when someone defecates on a hairy pussy.

River says, "I met this great guy at Burning Man. He took me back to my tent and gave me an organic steamer!"

by nizzlejam April 24, 2008

Grisly Steamer

A large and extra stinky bowel movement that you break into a sweat taking. It is usually time consuming and you have to bite on a washcloth while taking it. This is fun for guys who have been drinking to joke about using a different sort of accent, usually proper British.

"Ryan was in the bathroom for a half an hour taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer almost had me calling 911."
"Shawn is still talking about a grisly steamer he took last year."
"If you want to repulse a guy and you're a girl, talk about taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer made me want to slap my mom."

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

deep steamer

Deep Steamer is another way of saying you have to take a huge dump.

When used in context
"Yo u have to go take a deep steamer"
If yelled in a large group of people, the older crowd will never know what you are talking about, but the younger crowd will. Making it a very non schelant meaning so other people won't get grossed out by saying it another way.

by Undermysteam October 4, 2013

steamer basket

A rather noxious bedpan

"Oh nurse, I left you a present in the steamer basket"

by Dept. June 27, 2006

Puerto Rican Steamer

The puerto rican steamer is a very sensual move. This is when a girl is licking one's grundel or gooch however you would like to refer to the spot below your nuts and she blows in your ass.

I was with maria last night and she gave me a puerto rican steamer for goodluck.

by junglep May 9, 2006

steamer

The mascot of the Pirates AA affiliate, the Altoona (PA) Curve

Did you see Steamer at the Curve game? He was gettin' chicks like crazy.

by chipster79 April 11, 2005