by DocHANDY September 5, 2012
Get the Stick Shift mug.<n00b>OMG LYK I WAS WLKIN AT DA DNER YESTRDAY AN I WAS LYK OMGWTF WAT DA HELL IS DAT BBQ DOIN IN MY HOLE?
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<impersonator>OMG LYK DAT IS SO KOOL!!!!shiftshift11shift shiftshift shift1111
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by T3h m00f1n4t0r September 4, 2008
Get the shift mug.Someone who steals his mothers underwear and boils them to make an aromatic warm beverage which they drink and serve to guests.
by Snifter May 22, 2006
Get the snifter mug.Often used to describe a canine defication. The terms origins are disputed: some say that the term was first used in Poole, Dorset; the opposing camp claim Welsh ownership, particularly in the Cardiff area. Shifting is often quantified by both length and number of results Shifting is often associated with profuse gas emissions. These have been called "pre-shifting bodily excercises."
"Alfie needs to go out for a shift."
"That dog can certainly shift, he's laid out 18 inches over three shifts today already"
"That dog can certainly shift, he's laid out 18 inches over three shifts today already"
by jz32300 March 18, 2015
Get the Shift mug.A moment of overcoming your own extreme sexual urge to weightlift for a period of time and then returning to the previous order of sanity.
Hold on carrey I'm going through a paradigm shift again looks like i'm done with the medicine ball. Jon went back to the bench again looks like a paradigm shift.
by Simplebeast January 22, 2014
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This is a very sarcastic way of being enthusiastic, yet still rather nerdy.
This is a very sarcastic way of being enthusiastic, yet still rather nerdy.
by rough groove June 3, 2005
Get the Shifty mug.1. One who's social skills are evenly compared to those of an autistic savant. sans savant.
2. One who's athletic prowess and general coordination resemble a one-armed, one-legged man trying to compete in an "ass kicking while jump roping" contest.
'sift monkey' usually refers to one who constantly employs both of the above qualities throughout his day-to-day interactions. He appears like a monkey that is very inept in his ability to find gold while sifting through the river.
2. One who's athletic prowess and general coordination resemble a one-armed, one-legged man trying to compete in an "ass kicking while jump roping" contest.
'sift monkey' usually refers to one who constantly employs both of the above qualities throughout his day-to-day interactions. He appears like a monkey that is very inept in his ability to find gold while sifting through the river.
That sift monkey in high school who was caught in the locker room jacking off, while huffing the girl's gym teacher's granny panties.
by Nutty Goodness September 24, 2005
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