Flid Stick

A long poking implement usually found strapped to the head of a Spastic to assist them in pressing computer keys and panic buttons also known as Mong Prong

Little Timmy's life has got so much better since we got him that Flid Stick, he spends all day on his laptop now tapping away like a Woodpecker with Parkinsons

by Kingguff January 14, 2015

stick shifting

The attempt to bring one's self to the point of ejaculation while driving at a high rate of speed.

Johnny was stick shifting at about 81 mph when he finally stomped the clutch.

by Richard Wriggles June 10, 2013

grazzle sticks

a nickname for the grizzly brand of dipping tobacco

yo pass the grazzle sticks broski

by gumbi mcfadden March 20, 2010

Eat a stick

When saying that you want to kill yourself but in front of a politically correct audience.

If I have to explain myself one more time I’m going to eat a stick!

by bleedbleed March 19, 2019

Wack Stick

USB flash drive used to stash your porn

"My wife won't find my porn because I have it stashed on my wack stick,"

by McBastard November 15, 2007

BM Stick

Short for bowel movement, it describes excrement that is stick (or log) shaped. A derogatory name, term or insult.

"You big BM stick!" shouted Jane at Harry, with a slight sneer.

by HangDog September 12, 2009

Mozzarella Stick

During SeaNanners' and Sark's GTA V Lets Play's, Sark describes something he saw in a dream. He dreamt that he had eaten a bag of Cheetos and then jerked off without washing his hands before he did so. He dubbed this maneuver the Mozzarella Stick.

Man I was so lonely last night that I did a Mozzarella Stick...

by BitchTitsMcFuckatron January 26, 2015