San Marcos Steamer 

San Marcos Steamer
1. When you take a fresh dump and save a turd, then place that turd into an enemy's drying laundry.

Chad: dude..just take a dump..and when he is drying his clothes...go put the turd in the dryer lmfao

Josh: we call that a san marcos steamer
Source: Chad P., San Marcos, TX

San Marcos Steamer by Chad P. March 21, 2008

Transylvania Steamer 

When a girl is sucking the dick and she punctures the main vein with her incisor and drains blood out out of the dickie and drinks the cockblood.

Gee Sally, I was thinking maybe we had reached the point in our relationship where I would not even have to ask you for a transylvania steamer.

Transylvania Steamer by DJ Smith January 18, 2005

alaskan steamer 

A combination of the Alaskan Firedragon and the Cleveland Steamer, only this time you say something shocking like "I've got worms," then hold her down, shit on her chest, then pick out the worms and make her eat them.

When giving an Alaskan Steamer, make sure you have about 20 gallons of Listerine to wash her mouth with. Now you can give her another one.

alaskan steamer by Some idiot that thinks you are gay August 21, 2006

Steamer 

A baller, your swag is so outstanding you shit on anyone and everything.

"Steamer, Steamer, Yeah, I'm a Steamer, Tryin' to get some brain in the front seat of my beamer" - Zaytoven

Steamer by ZoriBoi August 3, 2010

organic steamer 

when someone defecates on a hairy pussy.

River says, "I met this great guy at Burning Man. He took me back to my tent and gave me an organic steamer!"

organic steamer by nizzlejam April 24, 2008

Grisly Steamer 

A large and extra stinky bowel movement that you break into a sweat taking. It is usually time consuming and you have to bite on a washcloth while taking it. This is fun for guys who have been drinking to joke about using a different sort of accent, usually proper British.

"Ryan was in the bathroom for a half an hour taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer almost had me calling 911."
"Shawn is still talking about a grisly steamer he took last year."
"If you want to repulse a guy and you're a girl, talk about taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer made me want to slap my mom."

Grisly Steamer by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

deep steamer

Deep Steamer is another way of saying you have to take a huge dump.

When used in context
"Yo u have to go take a deep steamer"
If yelled in a large group of people, the older crowd will never know what you are talking about, but the younger crowd will. Making it a very non schelant meaning so other people won't get grossed out by saying it another way.

deep steamer by Undermysteam October 4, 2013