Starscreamsexual

Starscreamsexual: It means the only person you'd ever date would be Starscream!

Jimmy: Hey ariel would you like to go out?
Ariel: No I'm starscreamsexual sorry.
Jimmy: You know who's also starscreamsexual? Megatron!
Ariel: Has starscream gotten beaten by megatron so much he started to call him daddy?

by Ariel Aries November 18, 2020

Starvin

When someone has gone so long without any sexual interaction, that they are willing to do/say some real outta pocket shit just to get turned on

Yo did y’all hear Kyle talkin about wanting to suck on Britney’s used tampon??
Yeah man, that brother starvin.

by Starvin Brother December 28, 2020

take state

To succeed in the pursuit of intercourse.

John took that skank out to his truck; he's going to take state for sure.

by John Ringo March 25, 2007

kingpin status

Noun. The status of being a kingpin. The ultimate status for a Hustler, Pimp, Playa, or combination of the above. Comes from the legal terminology used in the prosecution of leaders of criminal orginizations engaged in conspiracy.

On the very streets Cipher was raised he attained kingpin status.

by Suvonoge August 11, 2008

Tri-State Pussy Date

Any trip that spans 3 or more states in an effort to obtain a booty call.

Boss - "Why the fuck did you call out of work yesterday?"

Guy - "Sorry bossman, I was driving for 7 hours yesterday to get back from my tri-state pussy date."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

Shit staircase

When a group of people shits in the toilet, but decides not to flush, thus creating a shit staircase to the rim of the toilet

Cleaner1 "Those students are filthy bastards"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"

by dirtydom February 20, 2010

Musician Standard Time (MST)

The time that all musicians keep to that make them function on a different timezone than other people : dinner at two am (after their gigs) go to bed at three am wake up after noon and have lunch at four pm. Repeat cycle.

The timezone that Musician WAGs have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.

Best Friend: So why were you still online at two am?
Musician WAG: Oh, I was waiting for John to come over, you know how he is with his Musician Standard Time (MST)

Musician: Baby, I'll call you tonight ok?
Girl: Normal time or MST?

by Musician WAG November 23, 2009