wallet spike

the act of forcefully refusing to go to a strip club by throwing your billfold away

" hey let's all go to the strip club!"

"No! I don't want to! My girlfriend will kill me" followed by a wallet spike

by Lotek March 2, 2015

marlin spike

When a girl's anus is too constricted for a large erect penis and either the male or female uses their index finger to prepare the ass hole for penile penetration.

That bitch's ass was so tight I had to Marlin spike her before I could fit my cock in that hoe.

by Brown Jon March 3, 2016

Anal Spike

Its when a guy doesn't accept no as an answer when a girl says no to anal but during sex he sticks his dick in her ass any ways!

"ooooh yes baby"
"oh wait till you feel this"
"AAAWWWWW!!! you fucking anal spiked me"

by Therustypickaxe1 September 23, 2016

Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.

Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.

by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017

warped spokes

When she's done too much anal and her asshole looks like a twisted up bicycle wheel and got more wrinkles than a sharpei puppy

"That girl's taken so many dicks in her ass that she got warped spokes"

by SpunkTrumpeter104 April 1, 2017

to spoken

An ironic expression of someone's ability to properly speak English. Created as an irony towards those who cannot, that is towards those who do not "speak" but "spoken"

Heard this Russian's gibberish? The fucker needs to learn how to spoken

by Barenbaum June 19, 2017

Mike Spike

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.

Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"

by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017