The Smooth Cheddar Attack

A sexual instance wherein the penetrating party - while in doggie style position- abruptly and unexpectedly dispenses easy cheese into the anus of the recipient while simultaneously having intercourse with the vagina. It is often encouraged to punch the female in the face afterwards as an assertion of dominance.

Hey man wtf I'm tryin to munch on these crackers; where's my easy cheese?

About that yo, you remember Helga? She came over last night and I ended up giving her the smooth cheddar attack, complete with a punch to the face.

by Big chees3 September 18, 2013

blended smoothie

When u give a girl a blowjob then start hitting her from the back while another dude shits in her mouth and another one sticks his hand in her vagina and yells "BLENDED SMOOTHIE"

Bro last night we all gave her a blended smoothie

by Duckslit100 December 2, 2016

run this smoothly

captures the act of speaking of personal things that make you very emotional resisting the reflex to shut down completely or joke it off.

"Tell me about your daughter. Is she nice? What kinds of things is she into?"
"I shall run this smoothly, Madam, she is currently ..."

by Krkič January 3, 2022

smoothie

1. A fruit drink with yogurt/ice cream. AKA Jamba Juice
2. A dude well versed in the art of pussy seduction

girl: My bf got me a purple beanie baby! i love the color purple.
dude: hes a smoothie.

by harry-san 1 March 4, 2008

shmootz

to bang, fuck, have sex , or "hit up"

are you going to go shmootz this girl tonight?

lets go shmootz some xbox

by jj,gallegos July 3, 2008

Smooth As Butter

A term used to describe how amassing a person looks. Specifically people named Aidan

Man Aidan looks so smooth as butter right now

by Amazing Boulder Boy6969 February 16, 2020

detroit smoothy

When you shit, piss, and jizz in ur partners mouth. Then she chews it all up to mash it down then after that she gargles it. Once shes done those, you then get a straw and drink it from her mouth.

Larry: hey babe can we try a detroit smoothy tonite?
Monica: ok, but dont overflow my mouth

by ryenizzel May 26, 2010