Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

Dip Shart

Not quite a shit, but totally a shart.

Don't be such a Dip Shart, dude.
Hey man, I noticed your K/D is lookin' pretty ass lately. Don't let these little dip sharts walk all over you.

by cis white woman June 19, 2022

National shart on your crush day

Go up to your crush and shart on them

being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*

by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022

Shart

1. When you try to fart, but you shit simultaneously, while farting

2. Simple Hidden Actions that are Relayed Terribly to the player.

1: I sharted into my underwear last night.
2: Hunt Down the Freeman really sharted all over me with it's level design.

by RandomBoi42069 November 14, 2022

Shart

1. (verb) To attempt to fart but poop instead of farting, usually diarrhea

They sharted their pants in public.

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

sharted

a fart but wet with shit

i sharted my pants last night it was horrible.

by anonymous November 4, 2020

warm sharts

When you try to fart but some shit comes out of your ass and its warm

I have warm sharts in my pants

by Real definer36 February 1, 2017