blue sausage

A yeast infection of the penis acquired through sexual intercourse with a blue waffle.

"Did you hear what happened to Rick last night?"
"what?"
"He got a blue sausage from Sarah."

by krispiekream December 15, 2011

stroking the sausage

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.

Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"

by Dean May 13, 2005

sausage jockey

someon who rides cock
(tim wicks)also see bonesmoker

tim wicks is a sausage jockey

by i hate tim May 19, 2003

urban sausage

A man who has fornicated with many females in a sexual nature. Similar to the man whore or man slut.

Jebediah is the urban sausage of the Amish community.

by Nipples the Clown December 23, 2003

sausage garden

A garden in which grows sausages

"I saw this guy who owns a sausage garden"

"Awesome"

by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

SAUSAGE WALLET

How you not know this?? Pussy, dammit.

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

blood sausage

An especially turgid penis with throbbing veins, and the effect is even more pronounced for most men while wearing a cock ring.

Marielle especially liked Bob's blood sausage, because it felt naturally ribbed for her pleasure, and the 'old in and out' provided her with much more sensory pleasure than Steve's 'little trooper'.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005