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rusty uncle

When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.
Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.

I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.
by DabMauFive November 4, 2017
mugGet the rusty unclemug.

Rusty Crumpet

Descriptive term for female genitalia that displays the signs of a severe herpes outbreak.
that chick was smokin hot, luckily i got a glimpse of her rusty crumpet and bolted
by Miniskip January 24, 2013
mugGet the Rusty Crumpetmug.

Rusty Wallace

When participant “A” defecates, it is then placed inside of participants “B” anus. Participant “B” will then release the placed specimen upon the original donors chest while simultaneously rubbing it in.
I am so glad that my partner and I discovered the Rusty Wallace foreplay. I always wanted to shit on my own chest, now there’s a way!
by anonymous May 11, 2023
mugGet the Rusty Wallacemug.

rusty mustard

The act of losing control of ones bladder inside another individual, while performing anal sex upon said individual. Usually initiated by a person with limited to no sexual experience.
I was so looking forward to getting laid last night, but after she said she wanted it in the ass, I gave it to her and accidentally did a rusty mustard.
by Mr_Musick23 January 2, 2017
mugGet the rusty mustardmug.

rusty hike

A Rusty Hike is when a person inserts their toes into the anus of another person as they defecate, forcing the feces through from between the wiggling toes. Typically the foot is left unwashed and the person whose feet were defecated on will continue to walk around barefoot like this for hours after the act.
"Babe, I'm feeling kinky tonight and feel like trying something new. I vote for Rusty Hike."
by dbwees October 13, 2018
mugGet the rusty hikemug.

Rusty martini

While performing oral in the 69 position pour your drink (martini) down lower back and drink as it passes down the bum hole and through the vagina into your mouth
I need a drink but don't want to stop this 69 so I will pour myself a rusty martini
by Rustycasanova November 15, 2016
mugGet the Rusty martinimug.

Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.
“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
Yeah man!”
by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020
mugGet the Rusty Mikemug.

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