Roysted

An inebriated mental and physical state of being in which the afflicted develops a complete incapacity to speak coherently, maintain positive thoughts, and walk at the pace of the average 65 year old. Some other known effects include; the lack of understanding of personal space, spewing theories on history, politics, art and the end eminent end of the world, and severe potential to bring up past issues.

Me: Did you meet my friend last night, you know, the Roysted one?

You: That guy is your friend.

by PacmanJonz August 23, 2009

Royalston

smallest town in Ma possibly even the world. located in the middle of nowhere with 1 store, no gas station and no law

"Want to see all your friends"
"No"
"Then lets go to Royalston and be alone in the woods"

by jenny ive got ur # September 6, 2009

RoyBoy

To commit a very explicit acrobatic sexual act with ones parter

"Baby come over here . go down and gimmie some good royboy

by MinnyNess July 11, 2010

Royal Mail

The purpose of Royal Mail is to piss as many people off as possible. God got a bit bored one day and decided to see if he could make the shittest delivery service in the history of ever and succeeded. I bet I could travel the world faster than Royal Mail can give someone a box. Royal Mail are scamming cunts who will stop at nothing to be total arseholes, and their everyday increasing powers are threatening to the entire of mankind and their cockiness is to be feared.

example to how one might feel after realising their parcel is coming from Royal Mail:
Arse
Bloody
Bugger
Cow
Crap
Damn
Ginger
Git
God
Goddam
Jesus Christ
Minger
Sod-off Arsehole
Balls
Bint
Bitch
Bollocks
Bullshit
Feck
Munter
Pissed
Shit
Son of a bitch
Tits Bastard
Beaver
Beef curtains
Bellend
Bloodclaat
Clunge
Cock
Dick
Dickhead
Fanny
Flaps
Gash
Knob
Minge
Prick
Punani
Pussy
Snatch
Twat

Cunt
Fuck
Motherfucking cuntsuckers are delivering

by Royal Mail fan January 23, 2020

Fortnite Battle Royale

1. A game that is fre to play and looks corny as hell .
2.Played by broke people.

3.Doesn't even have cars.

Broke person: YOou wanna play fortnite Battle royale?
Wealthier person: what am I poor?
Weathier person: Just get PUBG ya broke fuck

by Anonymous_Derp May 5, 2018

RoydHouse

it is a derogatory term for something something extremely dumb
or when someone does something extremely dumb
doydhouse is also used the same way someone is called a dower instead of a rower

OMG that's a Roydhouse effort
or
that kid is such a Roydhouse
or
your such a doyds
or
shut up doydhouse

by Damon Mckenzie January 13, 2009

royal oil

A slang term used to describe black tar heroin.

"Hey Jimmy, Wanna go burn some royal oil by the dumpster behind the Thrift Store?"

by That little voice in your head November 11, 2009