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give me a pump

Offering a friend a ride on your bicycle. Usually on buddy pegs, or on the handlebars.
Hey man, I don't feel like walking. Will you give me a pump?
by Ryan Mathews May 27, 2008
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pump the cat

when two or more people have sexual intercorse with an upside down woman and they creampie her

after they are done ejaculating into the womans vagina they push on her stomach or lower region to push ouch the semen
yo this chick was so spread after we pumped her cat last week
damn u need to pump the cat
by gaping nut sack June 27, 2009
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Pump-action Shitgun

The act of stroking ones penis in one quick motion and firing explosive diarrhoea all over your partners body.
Person 1: Hey, I heard you and Lilly got into a fight, What did you do?

Person 2: We were going at it last night and I hit her with a pump-action shitgun. It got pretty nasty.
by 4nthrax October 23, 2014
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Pump cover

A pump cover is any type of baggy clothing that covers up your temporary pump (muscle swelling) during your work out. A pump cover is often trackpants and/or a hoodie.

You often only wear a pump cover when you start out your work out in the gym. It is believed wearing a pump cover makes you sweat more and warm up faster. Once someone has done their first set the pump cover often comes off.

Largely popularised by "gymtok" in tiktok
Time for my pump cover to come off
by AlextheArschloch March 10, 2023
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Monkey Pumper

one who masturbates; one who jerks off; one who chokes one's chicken; one who strokes one's cork while massaging one's grapes
Employee1: Man, why is the boss such a jerk?!
Employee2: Ah, don't worry dude, he's just busin' your balls cause he's a monkey pumper.
by Drjerkle September 22, 2009
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Fist Pump Disorder

An extremely contagious disorder/disease that causes you to go into crazy, hour long fits of laughter. Usually caused after watching Jersey Shore episodes. Some also feel the urge to fist pump at random times.
A: DUDE I JUST WATCHED ALL THE EPISODES OF JERSEY SHORE AND NOW I THINK I HAVE FIST PUMP DISORDER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

J: What the fuck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*FIST PUMP*
by sexybuttwrenchBITCH July 27, 2010
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penis pumping power

used as a cool term for radical, good luck, fuck you, and well penis pumping power.
Hey look he is doing a penis pumping power!
by Jared Seaman October 6, 2010
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