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T.P.T.

An unclean individual who rarely showers, is usually vulgar spoken and brash, and who lives in either a trailer or another unclean dwelling.
“Realizing she was T.P.T., Lauren quickly attempted to clean her room of condoms stuck to the rug before the landlord arrived to fix the leak
by mikey0983 July 6, 2009
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Ptd

"Ptd are so crazy."
by Iluffcookies July 12, 2009
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a.p.t.

ass pussy and tits
guys favorite place to sneak a peek or grab
it is wrong guys to grab girs a.p.t..
by g2345 April 20, 2007
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PTTB

A shorter version of saying
"Pull The Trigger Bitch"

a famous segment from the suicide silence song "No Pity For A Coward"
Mitch: "Seconds from the end, whats it gonna be? PTTB!"

guy1: whats that stand for?

Mitch: PULL THE TRIGGER BITCH!
by suicidefan_11 April 2, 2009
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ptlg

pre-teen little girls. for anyone that likes there girls a little younger then the rest. occurs mostly on vacation.
Guy 1: damn that girl is hot!
Guy 2: dude, shes 14.
Guy 3: He really loves ptlg
Guy 1: whatever dog, i would still do it.
by tim dip March 29, 2009
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ptosis

A permanent drooping of the upper eyelid!
So if your camping and your best friend sharts in your face, is it a ptosis or a pink eye causing illness?

I think if people don't let the things they dislike about thier lives out it will cause ptosis and we'll all look like zombies of the Apocolypsius any way!

Adam stole eve's fig leaves or thrion to see what her undercarage was looking like, thus creating what we now call sexy time. The man said, "damn girl my oscar myere will fit your hull slot. Lets give it a shot and see what happens!" Then they be damned and became human naturalists that both ate the apple because they were famished from all that sweatin' on each other. Then ptosis set in her eys and he was like, "Darn why the heck did we eat it all?" Then eve looked at Adam and exclaimed, "Darling, your hot dog wanted to see how deap my hull darkened abyss went to! From thier only God knows! Now, I have these saggy eyes they call bags and your middle twig soes me no justic and just flopps around like a beached water mokasin with no attention span, us be darned."

See, women talk so much it gives thier men ptosis too, were all screwed!
by menticideWasher'sRus June 15, 2010
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PTK

Promises To Keep

gotta go, obligations

from Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
by Robert Frost

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.

But I have promises to keep,

And miles to go before I sleep,

And miles to go before I sleep.
FB chat: Goodnight, PTK
by Thoughtful Spot December 21, 2013
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