Police

In the United States, a paramilitary organization whose primary purpose is to prevent people of color from interfering in any way with the daily lives of white people.

White Person: In general, I think the police perform a vital function within our society.

Black Person: The police! Run!!

by Time4Pizza November 24, 2014

police

"people change their minds when they find themselves needing the police". They've got us over a barrel cos the state has smashed mutual support networks and then makes everyone go to the state on its own terms, in which case we're then supposed to feel grateful to the bastards whose fault it is that we "need" them in the first place. If cops were doing such a good job, there wouldn't be any crime so we wouldn't "need" to call them at all. All societies with states have high crime rates whereas primitive societies had no crime even though there were no cops. Anyway, if you happen to need help, you're as likely as not to be told to piss off or even beaten up yourself for being a troublemaker - e.g. Asians in Oldham, UK reported race attacks and firebombings by Nazis, cops turned up and started beating Asians. Then there's an uprising and all the bloody morons come out shrieking cos people were fighting the cops. All this about the cops being useful is fucking bullshit.

All these excuses are a pile of wank.

by down with the fucking police May 5, 2004

Police Brutality

High recommended when dealing with:
-Drug dealers
-Murderers
-Robbers
-Muggers
-Etc

Not recommended when dealing with:
-Criminal females
-Criminal celebrities
-People who knows how to hide the evidence
-People who are actually innocent

Police: When we find the guy who robbed your house, we'll arrest him!

Man: Arrest him? Beat the living fuck out of him!

by BusinessMan May 1, 2005

police

POLICE - extremely dedicated indivuals who protect and serve our commuities. Enforce societies norms and laws. Also, trained in life saving techniques in case of life threatning emergency.

The Police serve us selflessly to protect us from ourselves most often. dui's dwi's drugs guns fights robbery assaults etc....

Anyone having a problem with the law in most cases have a problem with society, and should refer their anger at the legislature who actually make the laws they like to break so much.

so keep ridin dirty and keep me busy ;)

by The-Enforcer December 10, 2008

Polyamorous

An excuse to be a slut and sleep with as many people as possible.

Me: “You end up banging Skye?
Friend: “Yeah… Sadly”
Me: “Why Sadly?”
Friend: “Turns out she’s polyamorous”
Me: “Eww. Fuckn’ gross dude, go get checked.”

by the.real.chemdawg December 28, 2021

metropolitan police

The DC Police department

That's the MEtropolitan Police station over there

by Bruh_9669 May 12, 2015

retired police car

A car that scares the crap out of you when you see it and are speeding ( or breaking any other law )and makes you slam on your brakes and late for work because of the massive heart attack you just had.

Person 1. Stupid alarm clock didn't go off again, I hope I don't see a cop (They're going 70 in a 50 zone)
Person in a retired police car is doing the same speed you are and makes you slam on the brakes because all you seen was black and white. MEASSAGE OUT TO ALL PEOPLE READING!!!! buy a radar gun. lol i did and it works great.

by SCARED OF RETIRED POLICE CARS May 1, 2005