packing the turkey

Fingering someone.

Not quite stuffing the turkey (having sex). But in the ball park.

I was packing the turkey with Mia last night at a party.

by Baby Merz October 13, 2020

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Packing Chi

Packing chi is an ancient method of holding in your load for a week or longer. Ancient study’s have proven that if you pack your chi in for longer than a year you may find enlightenment and gain the power of telekinesis. There are even story’s of wizards who packed chi for century’s bearing the gift of eternal life.

“Be careful, packing chi will produce powers unknown to modern man. Only few last longer than a month.” Said the wizard.

by Godofchi January 2, 2021

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Packing Slut

An individual who works in a warehouse environment in the packing department and uses their time to find as many people in the warehouse to sleep with. This is usually due to their less then steller upbringing, lack of self respect, or lack of personality.

Tom: Hey Bill, what does your warehouse job have to offer?
Bill: We have an excellent 401 K and a great amount of packing sluts!

by Aihsile1 January 13, 2021

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Packing Bitch

An employee who works in a fulfillment center and for the majority of their shift is spent it packing.

Kekoa: “Matt all you’re good for is being a packing bitch and nothing more.”

Matt: “At least they can count on me for SOMETHING ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

by notAddiesSimp March 5, 2021

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porking violation

n. Any sexual indiscretion.

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Where’s Rudy?

Jail. Some sort of porking violation.

Pardon!?

Not yet.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

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Pecking

1. To delay action or wait.

2. Resembling traits of nervousness.

Renae was driving on the interstate when she noticed a State Trooper behind her. Being nervous she started to weave out the driving lane. Her sister who was on the passenger told her "Renae stop pecking before we get pulled over!"

by Bo Factz April 29, 2021

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