sugar free onion

What I call anyone that has mental issues

Your a sugar free onion
(Said to hobo across the street)

by Awesome cat child May 22, 2021

Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016

Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.

"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"

by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021

onion dip

(Noun)
A bowl/Platter of a mixture onions, cilantro, cream cheese, and the anticipated load of semen from multiple men. Often eaten by sluts in your area, chips usually come with this tasteful sidedish.

"Hey dude, While you're out, can you stop by Ralphs and pick up some tostitos. There's going to be a huge onion dip at Derek's party tonight."

by sherlock domes May 18, 2014

Dropped Onions

Letting your nuts flop out of your boxers at someone and you surprise them with it.

Bro, Joey just dropped onions on that old lady at the bus station!

by Darkpage August 2, 2021

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 16, 2018

Ugandan onion

when she's giving you tropical head and the storm created by her gwak gwak 6000 ultimate 240v vibrator goes a little too hard and she starts crying

YOOOOO this bish was giving me that Ugandan onion last night and her dad saw her crying while my second head was boutta explode, this mad cunt joined in.

by Huge FAt CAck December 5, 2021