Expression brought into the end of a very emphatic statement, following various exclamation marks and a few ones, to further emphasize the idea that, well...you can't be seriously using the Shift key for all those exclamation marks.
A term used to hide the fact that you are actually crying due to being moved emotionally by implying that you are crying because someone must be cuttingonions.
When Jack saw the video of the lost dog being reunited with its owner he began to tear up and exclaimed, "Who's cuttingonions!"
A slang term for crying while observing something tearjerking, such as a sad film scene. This refers to both a ninja's alleged stealth abilities, and the irritation of the eyes by the fluids in an onion.