write off

Someone you do not want to waste time with. Either they've had too little sleep, too much to drink, or they get a significant other.

Don't bother calling Johnny tonight, he's a write off.

by Hu_Jia August 18, 2006

pop off

(v.) To lose one's cool; become really pissed off. The idiom is in reference to a pressure cap popping off, usually resulting in a nasty burn or imminent explosion. Thus, the person who caused the pop off is about to get told or be destroyed, depending on the nature and severity of the inflammatory incident.

James: Vernie, your little wigga child is uuuuugly.
Vernie: No you di'int, heeeyll no, heyell no, heyell nah, heyell no, you said what, naaah, heyell no, heyell no, heeeyeeeell, no, etc.
{Vernie has popped off at James' comment}
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Boss: Dave, I know you're a family man, but I need you to come in Saturday... aaaaand Sunday, and stay late every night this week.

Dave: That's cool boss, I'm just gonna need your head in a fucking drill press while I go to work on your nuts with some bolt cutters and run an arc torch down your spine after I've nailed your feet to the floor with a remington power driver.

Boss: Okay Dave, no need to pop off now, I'll get Clarence to do it.

by testicles...that is all August 28, 2008

wacking off

the same thing as masterbating

i was wacking off for 2 hours straight last night.

by Alexanderia October 27, 2006

Cock-off

An event much like a duel, where two men unable to come to terms by conventional methods such as talking or fighting, stand back to back, walk 10 paces, turn and drop their pants. The man with the largest cock wins, and the loser must hang his head in shame and leave.

Obviously talking or even fighting wouldn't have settled the argument so I challenged him to a cock-off. I won.

by Slaney October 3, 2006

off brand

lame,lacking game or hustlin' skill

why do off brand niggas try to hang with my click?

by WhiteFolks September 28, 2003

dicking off

Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.

I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.

by Sam April 23, 2005

Pop off

Going off on a mf who deserves it. Telling them what needs to be heard while making a scene because you are a bad bitch and you can do that.

Nigga stop talking to me before I pop off in this bitch

by Realiststatements June 30, 2019