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myspace stalker 

transitive verb
1 : to pursue by memorizing mundane or personal details of one's myspace page.
2 : to have viewed a new acquaintance's page one time and in the ensuing casual conversation mention a detail, only to be called out on it
3 : to pursue obsessively and to the point of harassment by sending constant friend requests and unwanted messages
1: Have you seen that show with that myspace lesbian Tila Tequila? I have her in my top friends and look at her page everyday. Her favorite liquor is Tequila...

2: "I have a birthday coming up"

"That's right, you were born in November"

"Someone's a myspace stalker..."

3: Ewwww, this dirt bag keeps sending me friend requests. I have blocked my page, and marked him as spam, why won't he get the hint. I don't want to be your friend!!!
myspace stalker by jacoblebo December 14, 2007

myspace looking

usually a girl who takes time to make sure everything is perfect for her picture even the lighting just so she looks good in her myspace pics but then when in person is fugly making her myspace looking and not actually good looking
myspace looking by #123 January 9, 2008
The homepage for 12 year old camera-whores and 60 year old pedophiles.
Myspace,Facebook,...- they are all the same!
myspace by JKKC January 12, 2008
A popular website for children (it's not for children!), teens, and adults. It is also the main feasting ground for pedophiles (Serves you right kids). A handful of people on MySpace lie about their age.
0H!M3s0H0rNy (MySpace age: 13, Real Age: 44): Hey, wanna get together sometime at your house when you're alone?

Amanda White (Myspace age: 87, Real Age: 12): Sure, you seem cool :)
myspace by Tony Huynh April 16, 2008
Is a place to fulfill your highschool drama, meet strage men and to stalk your ex boyfriends.
So like i was reading his comments on myspace and he was so flirting with her im pissed
myspace by Nicolesucksdick May 21, 2008
A website you can't help but be addicted to.

You add everyone you've never met before in your life. 'Hey, why not add this guy that lives in Idaho, even though I live in Ohio?'

You take tons of pictures of yourself in close to nothing, then upload them for your friends to comment. The best way to get comments is put "OMG!!! I AM SOO FAT!!!!!" as one of the captions of those picture where your half naked, people can't help but say "OMG!!! NO AMY UR NOT FAT!!" Perfect.

You post tons of bulletins about how if you don't repost this then someone will come and kill you at 10'o'clock tonight. If your not going to be killed, then you end up with bad luck.
Oh, bulletins are a good way of making more friends (with a whore code) and getting more picture comments.

In the paragraph above I a whore code. What is it, you ask. It's HTML that you paste into a bulletin so you can get more friends. In the whore code you have your picture, reasons why they should add and a link to your profile so they can add you.
What reasons should you put? How fucking hot you are! How you talk to everyone! What a great friend you are! How fucking cool you are! And how you'll kick their ass if they don't add!
Hey, add me!
myspace.com/sydneysimplicity
I accept anyone and everyone!
Myspace by Sydney. August 22, 2008