dirty muffin

During anal intercourse, the male will remove his penis and reinsert it in the girl's vagina. The feces on his penis are transferred to the girls vagina creating a dirty muffin.

Last night, I was giving it to her in the ass, then before I blew my load I stuck it in her puss. By the time I was done she had one dirty muffin.

by Sammy Cayman July 24, 2005

muffin butter

jis, sperm, cum, skeet, & other substances that, when inserted into the female sexual organs, produce a whining brat.

"I've got your muffin butter in my belly button"
"AWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!"

by B. Z. September 11, 2005

muffin buffin'

The act of female masturbation.

While her husband was in France, Mrs.Logan-Price frequently engaged in muffin buffin'.

by Professor Hyram Blitz May 21, 2006

imaginary muffin

a word or phrase made up just to annoy the shit out of someone.

Oh yeah he was just saying that as an imaginary muffin.

by rachaelah February 13, 2007

muffin bottoms

When someone's drawers are so tight or too small that flab hangs out the bottom for all to see through a pair of pants.

Sherry's muffin bottoms was lookin mad crazy through those white pants...looked like blocks of cheese hangin from her trunk.

by CC Smith October 31, 2007

Bran Muffin

When you are calling someone the shit because bran muffins give you the shits

That girl is a bran muffin
= That girl is the shit

by Big Ezz August 25, 2005

Wank Muffin

Actually a Wank Muffin is an old term for a tasty female who gets you going so badly, you have to get a quick one off the wrist.

She`s a tasty Wank Muffin she is

by stu August 1, 2003