Church Mouse 

a mouse that is in church

Jim: hey, did you see that church mouse
carl: yeah man, it was a mouse in the church

Church Mouse by Ray Cicm August 28, 2019

modest mouse 

A band that hipsters are too cool to like anymore because now they are done with high school and attend art school and/or moved to a city, and had to dig deeper into the more sophisticated self zone, aquiring tastes that no one will know about for at least the next 2-3 years, when they will have to update themselves once again (hint: when Xiu Xiu, Blonde Redhead and Q and Not U are completely for indie rock poseurs only... just a matter of time)

Modest Mouse... I never really liked them anyway.

modest mouse by somebody October 5, 2003

blood mouse 

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.

"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"

blood mouse by JB July 19, 2003

finger mouse 

insane childrens programme responsible for the gary glitter and jimmy saville experience.
see also BOD

richard gere: lets get finger mousing

finger mouse by matt devilstick September 28, 2003

double clicking the mouse 

knee-jerk reaction by anyone with an I.Q. under 80 when they stumble upon anything that only needs to be clicked once.

Click on the link below for this weeks church functions (just once, not twice you ignorant piece of crap)

double clicking the mouse by KCG January 26, 2004

modest mouse 

a band with lyrics full of ironies and paradoxes such as "night on the sun" , "good times are killing me" however they do have an innovative sound and highly clever lyrics with sweet one liners for those 16 year old bloggers. However they are not indie. at least not anymore. they are signed to Sony Bmg music. they are a main stream band however this isn't to say anything bad about their high quality.

modest mouse is a great band man, I'm kind of sad that their next album will carry more of a commercial anxiety. like float on.

modest mouse by turgan November 14, 2005

mickey mouse 

A horny mouse that malest childen when their parent's look away.

Watch out for mickey mouse.

mickey mouse by mintyhippo October 19, 2010