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blinking moron

A term used to describe someone on the road in a vehicle or pedestrian who is doin something that seems stupid or illogical to you. Generally used in the case were swearing is not an option.
Arrrgghh look at that Blinking moron, nearly ran me off the road *Shakes Fist"
by John1984110484 November 4, 2007
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bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.
Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
by scodder May 28, 2010
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moron

Can be a synonym of fucker or a general term used in reference of a image of hate or resentment. Townies and egomaniacs are morons who should die.
Look at that townie, that moron thinks he's cool.
by Moloch June 22, 2004
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mormon

mormons are nice people, if you hate on them, then your a douche bag, just let them believe what they want
Person: The mormon religion is B.S.!

Person 2: You are a bag of douche
by suckawhat July 4, 2006
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mormon crotch

Having a disgusting wet spot from a nocturnal emission concerning your roommates mother. Then proceeding to walk around for hours with said spot on pants and showing everyone your ejaculant....Mormon crotch.
Pete had a case of the Mormon crotch after he ejaculated in his pants while dreaming about my mother.
by Jason9410 November 20, 2007
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Mormon Fistbump

A euphemism for the beating of ones wife, based on the interpretation of the book of mormon
You hear Alex gave his wife the mormon fistbump.
by Josh123456789584956821254 September 11, 2010
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mormon handshake

Is when one Mormon goes out of his was to help another Mormon. The one that needs the help is the one that does the handshaking by chocking on the other cock. Long and hard.
Rich lost his job and needs money so he calls his Mormon brother for a job. After the Mormon handshake he gets the job. Usually with more pay the all the other coworkers.
by Shrek6840 November 12, 2013
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