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mobile applebee's

A person who, like the restaurant, is average at everything and good at nothing.

Spending time with the person will never be memorable, just like spending time at Applebee's, unless you get a disease from them, as is commonplace from eating Applebee's food.
Man# 1: Don't invite Brad, that guy is boring.

Man# 2: He's not boring, he's just a giant waste of space who sucks at life... like a mobile applebee's.
by projectmantis September 28, 2008
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made known to the world by The Weather Channel's own Jim Cantore during hurricane Isaac. Known to the rest of the world as "Mississippi".
Hurricane Isaac is projected to make landfall in the land mass between new orleans and mobile alabama.
by yeastyrabbit August 27, 2012
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T-Mobile

A cell phone provider known for giving out low bars of service. As there name a reputation suggests, they have a low T level.
T-Mobile customer: Aww, C'Mon T-Mobile! 1 bar again!
Verizon customer: Haha, they obviously have low T. I have got 5 bars!
T-Mobile customer:Uhh..
by Geekozoid September 15, 2013
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moblazed

i smoked a fat bowl in my car and the moblazed back to my house
by lil giggin July 7, 2009
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Mobile Cock Block

Cock blocking someone through a text message or phone call.
Me and my GF were making out and my buddy freakin' mobile cock blocked me with his cell phone.
by pbyrd February 12, 2010
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MOBN3D

1. The act of trusting, using, or choosing Money over bitches, in the third dimension.

2. Can be used as a team name, given the team is the more stacked team in the league or conference, holding the "Money over Bitches" theme to be true, while the "3D" merely enhances the disparity between that team and all others. Playing a team with this name will definitely result in an MOBN3Ding, or horrific loss.
1.
Tom: Susan just called, but it's more important that I cash this check I got from my roommate for cable.
Joe: She got MOBN3Ded!

2.

All of team MOBN3D's games ended in forfeits, due to the failure of the opposing teams to compete, for fear of getting MOBN3Ded.
by MOBN3Der December 14, 2010
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Mobilebate

The act of calling a friend whilst masterbating just to talk as a prank. The prank is concluded when the caller informs his friend that he has just been mobilebated, then hangs up. This is done preferably at the moment of climax.
Hi Jake, it's Chris..." "Hey man, how's it goin?" "Good, you've just been mobilebated...
by capnwalnuts June 1, 2011
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