Midge

A midge is a shortened version of a typical homosapian. They are female and awesome in nature. Particularly, they have the best laugh in the world. They are also known as the pixie queen of gigglers. They really like boats. They like to live dangerously, and do not allow their shortness to limit their tall adventures.

Man, that midge is on fire.

by Wwled September 7, 2016

midget

Small in stature human with generally poor banter. Not of full size or development.

Look at little Rory - poor bloke is a midget.

by rorymac November 29, 2016

midget picket

When a long hardy rod is inserted into the anus of a little person. The little person has something written on their body resembling a picket sign.

Last night Joey and I made a midget picket.

by Midget Long Dong Mc shlong March 18, 2017

Midgetnapping

Midgetnapping is like kidnapping, but with midgets

Midgetnapping
Guy 1: I just midgetnapped someone!
Guy 2: How did you do that?
Guy 1: I picked him up and ran!

by The Midgetnapper June 20, 2017

midget spinning

Midget spinning is when you attach 4 midgets to a torture wheel.

George: So Cecil how was your weekend?
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.

by A fluffy ball July 21, 2017

midget pile

a pile of midgets

there is a midget pile over there

by marlakita July 30, 2017

midget in the oven

when a midget gives a rimjob to a woman with abnormaly large ass cheeks, and gets gets stuck.

Did you hear kim kardashian got a midget in the oven?

by Antisepticeye&Darkiplier August 10, 2017