Michael

Is a gay boy and loves it up to bum he hates a pretty girl called Alice And Alice is the world she’s so beautiful
Michael is a maggot
by Mary18 February 22, 2020
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Michael is a German politician and leader of the Nazi Party. He rose to power as Chancellor of Germany in 1933 and later Führer in 1934. During his dictatorship from 1933 to 1945, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland in September 1939.
Damn, there goes Michael. Retard.
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Michael

Short for a black guy. Sucks at hooping. Thinks he can get bitches but can’t. Use tinder for a living. Also has no drip
If you see a short black guy with no drip he must be a Michael.
by TheLaw22 January 23, 2020
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Michael

A black lil shit who is all tough on xbox.But in real life snaps like a stick.A birch wood stick
That kid is so fucking skinny!is his name Michael?
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Michael

This guy smokes dick, gives lapjobs, handjobs, you name something gay, he does it. His fetish is a gay 69 yr uncle to fart on his balls. He's into cock and ball torture, covered in white stuff and a furry
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Some one that is so dumb that his own friends feel bad for him. He is a great guy but honestly sometimes he can be the Dumbest person imaginal.
Michael once went into a liquor store at ten and when the clerk asked of ID he gave him his sponge bob fan club identification
by el samo April 15, 2019
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