Max

the largest penis to ever go in a woman. he makes all women lose virginity at the sight of him and never backs down from a fight. tall and good at every sport he makes girls drop like flies around him. you can spot him in a crowd because he is tall and has the blondest hair of anyone. he is always the first to raise his hand and he usually gets the right answer. he is a good cook and is very rich in taste and money. he spends his time at the rock climbing gym or fencing with his penis. if you want to impress him you must climb fence and be really smart. he stands up for the little people and helps anyone he sees. he is a big geek and can quote any lord of the rings book or movie. Marvel is his happy place but he likes any action movie. he does everything to the max and speaks three languages. he dislikes anime and hates Ryan. his best friend is Jacob. he has moved five times and been to eight schools. he helped make a bomb unknowingly with dry ice.

did yo see Max yesterday?
yeah at the fencing gym
oh! I saw him at the climbing gym
you talking about Max?
yeah
oh is he the one who helped the old lady cross the street
yes
he is so cool

by DUDE 15 March 21, 2022

Max

a wonderful man, very masculine man, a straight guy, loving and compassionate guy, a man who makes sure he brings the money to the table to take care of his obligations and some, a man who loves Chrissy very much and wants to marry her, one of the good ones and he's all mine, ladies man and with that being said ladies keep your hands off because he is very taken, a very open man and his openness is a strength of his, his openness keeps him from missing out on life's little drama shows from Chrissy because if he did not think openly he probably wouldn't be with her, Max loves a lady for who she is inside just the way god made her and loves all her perfect imperfections.
See Chrissy for further information on Max

Max is one of the good ones and he's all mine., I've never seen someone who loves a girl quite like Max does Chrissy., Max has all the great qualities that any girl could ever ask for., Max is just a wonderful human being., If more guys were like Max this world would be a better place!

by chrsissy73 March 23, 2022

Max

Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.

Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.

Friend: Hell yeah.

Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.

Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.

Girls: dammit

by UrbanDictionaryisweird April 7, 2022

Max

Max is someone who will make you go insane. At first max will make you feel special and loved but after he gets what he wants and gets bored he'll leave you for the next girl that goes crazy for him. You'll never get over what he did to you but you'll also never stop loving him and caring for him even when he pays no attention to you.

You:its been months and i still can't stop thinking about Max

Friends:he literally doesn't give a shit about you, you need to get over him

You:but i love him so much, i would do anything for Max

by Crackloverr April 12, 2022

Max

Is a kind hearted man who most likely will chase after the out spoken girls. Very cute and usually can be seen wearing a cross necklace. Is not the best at dancing but still does it for the sake of the memories. At first he may seem idiotic but later you’ll see he is actually smart but hides it because it’s not his personality. Most of your friends will hate him for no reason even though he is super nice and will love you till the day he dies

Omg he looks like a Max

by XxPoloXx April 14, 2022

Max

The onion king, with the sweatiest palms ever seen

- Have you shaked his hand yet?
- Yea, he's such a Max

by Kashtag April 22, 2022

max

max is awesome. hes so caring and cool

person 1: my bf is so cool and sweet
person 2: oh hes such a max

by igetbitches2 April 23, 2022