Matthew reader

The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.

Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.

Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.

Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.

Man Matthew reader is a butter dawg, the dawg with the buttah

by Grunkle sam January 15, 2023

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Matthew W

likes boys

bro matthew w likes boys

by carveb October 15, 2019

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Matthew Key

Imbread dated his cousins at school broke up when they got the DNA tests back

Matthew Key is imbrued

by Dave Carrie May 27, 2022

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Muddy Matthew

The same concept as the "wet willy," except instead of sticking the finger in their mouth, the attacker first sticks their finger in their bum

"I was sitting in my room the other day when I thought my brother gave me a wet willy. It was only after i smelled something putrid did I realize that it was really a Muddy Matthew"

by Muddy Matthew December 23, 2015

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