Max

Max is someone who will make you go insane. At first max will make you feel special and loved but after he gets what he wants and gets bored he'll leave you for the next girl that goes crazy for him. You'll never get over what he did to you but you'll also never stop loving him and caring for him even when he pays no attention to you.

You:its been months and i still can't stop thinking about Max

Friends:he literally doesn't give a shit about you, you need to get over him

You:but i love him so much, i would do anything for Max

by Crackloverr April 12, 2022

Max

Is a kind hearted man who most likely will chase after the out spoken girls. Very cute and usually can be seen wearing a cross necklace. Is not the best at dancing but still does it for the sake of the memories. At first he may seem idiotic but later you’ll see he is actually smart but hides it because it’s not his personality. Most of your friends will hate him for no reason even though he is super nice and will love you till the day he dies

Omg he looks like a Max

by XxPoloXx April 14, 2022

Max

The onion king, with the sweatiest palms ever seen

- Have you shaked his hand yet?
- Yea, he's such a Max

by Kashtag April 22, 2022

max

max is awesome. hes so caring and cool

person 1: my bf is so cool and sweet
person 2: oh hes such a max

by igetbitches2 April 23, 2022

Max

Max is a pleb. he has crusty ass hands and shwanks in the school bathrooms every period

max you fucking pleb stop shwanking in the bathroom.

by rtryuhj April 28, 2022

Max

we should kiss. also I don't have a micro penis, thanks

max is hot

by grammer100 April 28, 2022

Max

If you've never met Max, you're a lucky person. Since the day i've got to know Max, i've lost my smile. Because i'm afraid of him. He loves Kinderriegel, and he would do everything to get one. EVERYTHING!
... last week he kicked a little boy of his bike, stole his Kinderriegel, and left him crying on the floor. I thinks it's an addiction. Beware of Max while eating Kinderriegel. You're in danger.

"Run, Max is comming!"
"Hide your Kinderriegels Max is here."

by Dj_Maximum_Volume May 10, 2022