French Lemonade

To pee in someone's mouth. see golden shower

Would you like a fine fresh squirt of French Lemonade?

by LA Dude September 6, 2007

Mike's Hard Lemonade

When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.

Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*

by gfaisjdfjjwejo August 23, 2017

lemon and sarse

Cockney rhyme for arse

im going to kick your lemon and sarse!

by wozzel November 8, 2008

Lemon Party

A group of old men about 3 or more in an orgy

Omg that lemon party is so nasty.

by Duhlol13 June 17, 2018

Lemonaids

Only ever used to describe the funniest disease in the world - Aids, any type will do, normal aids or bad aids. Occasionally called The Lemons

Man, that dude looks full of lemonaids.

That dude with his tongue on the other dudes gooch is full of the Lemons

by luke ashley September 7, 2005

Lemon Squeezer

A type of pistol made without a hammer, made by Smith & Wesson.

"A masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. Who knows? But there's an actual gun known as one!"

by greenjuice November 24, 2009

Lemon Sexual

Someone whose attracted to Lemons in a sexual matter.

"Fuck man, I think I need to buy another bag of lemons. I masterbated through all of them."

"Dude why the hell would you fuck lemons."

"I'm a lemon sexual, plus they make my dick taste sour."

by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020