Trash Kangaroo

The opossum because it carries it's babies in a pouch is why it's similar to a kangaroo

Stupid trash kangaroos are in the dumpster hissing at my co workers.

by Catwoman1995 December 5, 2018

Alabama Kangaroo

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).

The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.

He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!

by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019

matthew kang

A good friend but can get crazy. Generally has ADHD so will get off task easily. If he doesn't have his morning pills he will eat cheerios with water, strawberry yogurt, apple juice, and oranges.

"Eww did matthew kang really eat that"
"Matthew did you take your pills today?!"

by Siggety Diggety Doo February 28, 2019

Zheng Kang

Someone who is addicted to cars and planes, often uses immobile devices like computers , and plays oldschool games

"It seems our class has a Zheng Kang"
"Oh really?"
"Yes, he doesnt have a mobile device and talks about cars all day long"

by #ctjh1000 April 23, 2019

Jagveer kang

Jagveer is a very logical guy who is a A* waffler who can outthink most people.He also have a gigantic 5 ft perception of the world and can also be a shmuck sometimes.

Omg you reming me of a shmuck called jagveer kang😅.

by Jagveer kang September 8, 2019

literal kangaroo

The literal kangaroo is a marsupial from the family Macropodidae. They freely run around Australia.

Skyler Turden don't know what is a literal kangaroo.

by JimmyRustles2 September 17, 2019

Literal kangaroo

A pejorative used against a indigenous Australians.

"Did you know in Australia they have literal kangaroos just running around."

by rogerol September 18, 2019