indiana jones

When you have to crap and don't think you're going to make it. You run down the hall, drop your drawers and shit comes out as you're sitting down. Similar to the rolling rock scene in Indiana Jones movie lore.
Whew! I just barely made it to the crapper in time! That was a real Indiana Jones!
by thamongrel May 11, 2008
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Courtney Jones

When you're having sex with a shemale in the ass and you pull out too fast and he/she shits on you're dick
did you hear about john, he definitely got Courtney Jones'd
by wilkie99 May 12, 2015
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Les Jones

a sexy son of a bitch who lives in Owosso and has a monster weiner that he wraps around his leg so he can walk. He also loves peeps and will eat them like he was a crack addict
Girl- "Is it in yet?"
by I couldnt handle it March 21, 2005
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andrew jones

he is a guy will be your girlfriend and beak your hart and he will say he love you and that not true love. he a nothing but lair!
by poopmcnuge March 22, 2017
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Sarah Jones

One who wishes not to talk about herself yet makes a point to inform everyone of her latest experiences, theater performances, and ideas. Sarcastic and bitchy, she knows how to turn heads with her dyed hair. Each week it is a new shade of red, or blonde. Her greatest interest lie within vintage clothing or accessories and bottle caps. She also knows word for word every major Broadway play in alphabetical order. Many people look down upon her, not because she is a bad person, but because she is incredibly short. Always an endless source of entertainment during history class with her impressions of many every-day inner-city citizens.
"Guuurrrrl I'm guna cut you!"
"ohh man that was a sarah jones right there"
by dumdiddydumdummy September 09, 2009
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Davy Jones

When a Male ejaculates large amounts of semen on a womans face - mainly the lower facial region - causing her to look like Davy Jones from "Pirates of the Caribbean"
Works well with the Pirate technique
Steve had been storing his load for a while and when he hooked up with Jessi he gave her a Davy Jones. Yarrr!!!
by norris1234 July 05, 2007
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bridget jones

BJ, blow job, blowjob, head, fellatio
"This hooker was giving out Bridget Joneses for $1!!!"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"
by derek October 04, 2005
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