John

Something Alright.

That Movie was John.

by GreenNix April 22, 2025

John

John

Guy: How is John doing
Guy2: good

by lebronjames’s “dic”tonary April 23, 2025

John

John is a loving man who can do anything perfectly, he's literally just him, yk?

John is perfect

by QuinnyJHugs March 29, 2026

john

john murder that girl mooo

( search ) “ mooo “

Timmy “ John, what did you get up to this weekend? Damn did you see what happened to that girl on the news? wait weren’t you dating a girl from wicker park? oh shit! That was the girl you were dating wasn’t it

John “ mooo! “

by frontlines April 26, 2025

John

a fatass nigga

damn that nigga fat! i bet you his name is John.

by fortnitelover97 April 30, 2025

John

To hold something down, to be lazy and hold down a seat or chair. To hold down any noun.

“Hey can you John this but down while I tighten those bolt?”
“I’m about to John this girl down”
“I’m johning down this chair all night and watching reels”

by Buzzedbiologist May 8, 2025

John

John - a very COOL guy with OUTSTANDING humour. If he was cursed to go back to another century, it’d be the 1500s so he could be a jester for the king of England. If he were to be a song it’d be “This must be the place” by Talking heads. If he were to die and come back as an animal, he’d be a toucan.

Person 1: Hey, look, there’s John!
Person 2: Oh my GOD that guy is so fucking funny

by The chopped onion May 19, 2025