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John
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A really shit
dad
, like... a
narcissistic
egomaniacal cunt who can't
keep
his dick in his pants
John?
Yeah
... he has like 28
kids
...
What? 28? How do his kids even handle that?
They
don
't.
John
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Perhapsitsautism
July 2, 2025
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