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John
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A really
shit dad
, like... a
narcissistic
egomaniacal
cunt who can't keep his dick in his pants
John? Yeah... he has like 28 kids...
What? 28?
How do
his kids
even
handle that
?
They don't.
by
Perhapsitsautism
July 2, 2025
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