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John
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A really shit
dad
, like... a
narcissistic
egomaniacal cunt who can't
keep
his dick in his pants
John? Yeah... he has like 28
kids
...
What? 28? How do his
kids
even handle that?
They
don
't.
John
by
Perhapsitsautism
July 2, 2025
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