Jesus Nuggets

Delectable bites of chicken which can be purchased nationwide at any Chic Fil A location.

Shit! I want Jesus Nuggets but, it's Sunday!

by Isaac123garris May 08, 2016

the bearded jesus

When your trabagging your girl and accidentally shart

I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus

by Tweeter23 October 05, 2018

vape jesus

Ex-smoker turned on by blowing big clouds of vapor. The "Vape Jesus" is distinct in style. Commonly seen or referred to as a "hippy". Long hair, big beard, loves skinny jeans and cardigans.

"Mom, that creepy man riding the fixed gear bike blowing clouds is looking at me funny."

"Don't worry son. That's no serial killer or pedophile. It's just Vape Jesus."

by mysterysola November 23, 2016

Jesus Couple

When a couple is so perfect together , They're named a 'Jesus Couple'. Only rare special , good looking couples are allowed to be named a Jesus Couple. Those who are a Jesus Couple are to be respected since they're too perfect.

Lauren : Omfg , Angelina & Brad are a total Jesus Couple !
Zaida : Totally ! They're perfect together !
Lauren : I wish I was in a Jesus Couple !

by Victoria Vasquez January 17, 2013

jesus ray

When the sun shines through a minute opening in the clouds, bestowing a beautiful light upon a small section of land. Some people believe it to be good luck to find yourself in a Jesus Ray, especially if it is also raining.

YOU: I was having kind of a down day, but then! A Jesus Ray appeared, and made everything better.

by Biggg C February 01, 2016

jesus gun

jesus gun

jesus gun
1 jee-zuhs, -zuhz guhn noun, verb, gunned, gun·ning.
noun
1.
a weapon consisting of a metal tube, with mechanical attachments, from which projectiles are shot by the force of an explosive so powerful that it could kill any religious icon or god(s).
2.
a long-barreled cannon having a relatively flat trajectory and deity killing capability.

Damn that mtz, he pieced out our entire squad with that big bad jesus gun......again.

by mtz81 September 06, 2011

jesus pod

Apple's 16Gig iPod Touch, one of the most hyped and sought after iPods to date. It is often mistaken for the Jesus Phone.

"Is that the Jesus Phone? No it's the Jesus Pod."

by Kiyotaka September 26, 2007