jesse luck

When you have extremely bad jewish luck due to bad karma build up from Russian hackers.

"Wow did you just expose yourself? That's Jesse Luck!"

by indeluble77 November 24, 2016

Not Jess

Means any person named Jess or Jessica will not do anything you try and make her do.

Patch - " Hey Jess pass me the ketchup."
Jess - " Not Jess."

by Yung Patch November 25, 2016

Jesse Grazewski

Short for "xD"

This is a really good meme Jesse Grazewski

by 1101FuckOff December 16, 2016

Jesse

An alteration of the jewish words meaning good job

Jesse Slomowitz is shkoy af, fam

by shkoygoyim December 22, 2016

jesse mercer

The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.

Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo

by Dnods March 15, 2016

Jesse Tootoo

jesse has bullied the likes of gamerman240 the gayfortnight aplhamarijabbu and Mario from F-Ze0RO

jesse tootoo means that it means that if he hit or miss hill never miss yah

by To hunt the Lochness monster December 8, 2018

Jess

A trashy blonde chick from central Jersey with no morals, and will suck u off for a Klondike bar because the cumdumpster she lives behind still has rent.

Jess showed up and now the whole store stinks like fish and the toilet seat has an std.

by Ben Dover 1010-0 November 8, 2018